Something happened to Dick Cheney.
OMG.
NO WAY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I don't really know how this is surprising to anyone. Everyone knows that Dick Cheney's heart has never been in the best of health (I'll spare everyone the typical 'I didn't know he even had a heart, har har har' spiel). And even if you had forgotten what the rushing thrill of hearing about Cheney's misfortunes feels like, every single news source was on the alert to remind us all of his detailed and storied health history. This could be mildly interesting or important if Dick Cheney was still in office and not chilling out in his homes in Maryland and Wyoming and calling former President Bush a wuss in his spare time.
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